Cynric. Cynic. I like your name. And they are the snacks.
[Apacci shows up the bag, but knowing how fickle creatures men are she still doesn't pass it to him. Men. They want nothing of women only their fresh, tasty-looking snacks.]
[She takes a weird look at the offered arm and offers a pretzel to Cynric. He's a snack addict, what if he goes wild in the elevator if he doesn't get his pretzel?
Or maybe locked up in the elevator with a wild Cynric high on pretzels would be quite exciting?]
What are your plans for the time we spend here?
[She asks as the sliding doors close behind them.]
[There's a moment of munching before he swallows with a shrug.] Sex and snacks in the elevator, then. I'd not recommend naps--not really enough room to stretch out.
[Please. She's not only slightly crazy. A professional bard should be more creative with compliments.]
Let's start with a nap. You know. I'll sleep on your shoulder while you're munching on the snacks. And I don't want to find crumbs in my ear when I wake up.
I'm quite tired of trying to make you interested in myself. It seems to me you like the snacks more. So I'll take a nap while you're having sex with the snacks. Unless you have a better idea.
[She wonders if Cynric was serius about the sex part. She suspects he only wanted food for free.]
Because your mouth is full of the snacks and not with me?
[Isn't it Cynric who's committing heavy vore against the innocent, defenseless pretzels? Apacci is ready to offer her own body in order to save the food of further violation, though. She's kind of jealous of them, actually.]
[Please don't let me frighten you, Apacci won't rape Cynric unless he wants it.]
[Dear Lord of Snacks, Apacci has an idea. Snacksex. Cynric, the pretzels and she would make an awesome threesome.
She takes the bag from the bard but she doesn't throw it away to push Cynric to the wall as she planned. Instead, she swings a a piece of pretzel in front of his nose.[
[Plans are fragile things. Especially when an unflinching man sticks in an elevator with a not-only-slightly-crazy female who stuffs a piece of food into his mouth. Two or three fingers slip in, too.]
Eat carefully. And take off those clothes. I bet you look better without them.
[ooc: idek what the heck I'm doing, stop me when you feel offended.]
Not offended! But I don't write smut/clothes off stuff with people I haven't threaded with a few times before; just a personal preference. We can fade to black now and assume they did the nasty in the elevator with pretzels and such?
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Date: 2014-01-30 01:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-30 02:19 pm (UTC)[Apacci shows up the bag, but knowing how fickle creatures men are she still doesn't pass it to him. Men. They want nothing of women only their fresh, tasty-looking snacks.]
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Date: 2014-01-31 10:01 am (UTC)He supposes he can offer her an arm and wave to the elevators.] Shall we adjourn, then?
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Date: 2014-01-31 11:40 am (UTC)Or maybe locked up in the elevator with a wild Cynric high on pretzels would be quite exciting?]
What are your plans for the time we spend here?
[She asks as the sliding doors close behind them.]
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Date: 2014-02-02 08:09 am (UTC)Sex, naps and snacks. I don't know how else this could possibly play out.
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Date: 2014-02-02 10:15 am (UTC)[That red button was made to stop the elevator in special cases, wasn't it?]
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Date: 2014-02-03 08:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-03 02:36 pm (UTC)[The elevator stops. Apacci looks at her knight in love with the snacks.]
I want the naps, too.
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Date: 2014-02-04 07:17 am (UTC)...fair enough.
[He's lived through worse.]
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Date: 2014-02-04 02:45 pm (UTC)Let's start with a nap. You know. I'll sleep on your shoulder while you're munching on the snacks. And I don't want to find crumbs in my ear when I wake up.
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Date: 2014-02-05 01:21 am (UTC)But.
But.]
A nap before-- you're even tired?
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Date: 2014-02-05 04:35 pm (UTC)[She wonders if Cynric was serius about the sex part. She suspects he only wanted food for free.]
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Date: 2014-02-06 02:04 am (UTC)[Why did the snacks have to be violated?]
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Date: 2014-02-06 02:41 pm (UTC)[Isn't it Cynric who's committing heavy vore against the innocent, defenseless pretzels? Apacci is ready to offer her own body in order to save the food of further violation, though. She's kind of jealous of them, actually.]
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Date: 2014-02-08 08:36 am (UTC)Come here, then, dear.
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Date: 2014-02-08 10:18 am (UTC)[Dear Lord of Snacks, Apacci has an idea. Snacksex. Cynric, the pretzels and she would make an awesome threesome.
She takes the bag from the bard but she doesn't throw it away to push Cynric to the wall as she planned. Instead, she swings a a piece of pretzel in front of his nose.[
Kneel down and open your mouth.
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Date: 2014-02-08 11:34 am (UTC)Still, he's a good boy--and drops accordingly to his knees, looking up curiously at her.]
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Date: 2014-02-08 12:04 pm (UTC)Eat carefully. And take off those clothes. I bet you look better without them.
[ooc: idek what the heck I'm doing, stop me when you feel offended.]
ooc;
Date: 2014-02-08 12:50 pm (UTC)Re: ooc;
Date: 2014-02-08 01:45 pm (UTC)ooc;
Date: 2014-02-08 01:55 pm (UTC)Re: ooc;
Date: 2014-02-08 04:25 pm (UTC)ooc;
Date: 2014-02-09 02:27 am (UTC)Re: ooc;
Date: 2014-02-09 07:19 am (UTC)ooc;
Date: 2014-02-09 07:43 am (UTC)ooc forever
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