[WELL CYNRIC ISN'T WRONG. He's not right, but he's not wrong. And since he's not the only one who's potentially horny confused on their number of verified dates, well.]
Damn. Well, when you put it like that, it starts sounding like you're onto something.
And possibly that, if we're so far along, those pictures really oughta be going both ways.
[IF PEOPLE WERE INTERESTED. WHICH THEY'RE NOT. JUST.
[It's getting progressively harder to weigh the possibilities of seriousness vs joking while also trying to sass back. Why can't he just read minds, dammit.]
I've heard technology is crazy these days actually. What if we were just
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yesss
I wouldn't worry about your street cred too much. I bet old boring guys like other old boring guys just fine.
:D ♥
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Or at least, you know. Finding someone else's dick to send back to him.
[Maybe not in such danger of becoming a mature adult after all.]
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[Looks like they both might be safe there. Age is a feeling not a number, etc.]
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What in the world sort of rule is that?
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The sort of rule that tends to get me the next two dates pretty quickly.
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Aren't we on date 743 at this point?
[CONFUSED AND MISERABLE AND POSSIBLY A LITTLE HORNY.]
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potentially hornyconfused on their number of verified dates, well.]Damn. Well, when you put it like that, it starts sounding like you're onto something.
And possibly that, if we're so far along, those pictures really oughta be going both ways.
[IF PEOPLE WERE INTERESTED. WHICH THEY'RE NOT. JUST.
IF THEY WERE.]
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...........yo.
...okay but what if he's reading into that or he's missing tone because it's a text or wow just whatever excuse works.]
What, in a continuous stream?
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I've heard technology is crazy these days actually. What if we were just
in the same room?
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[Asking for a friend.]