[Please don't let me frighten you, Apacci won't rape Cynric unless he wants it.]
[Dear Lord of Snacks, Apacci has an idea. Snacksex. Cynric, the pretzels and she would make an awesome threesome.
She takes the bag from the bard but she doesn't throw it away to push Cynric to the wall as she planned. Instead, she swings a a piece of pretzel in front of his nose.[
[Plans are fragile things. Especially when an unflinching man sticks in an elevator with a not-only-slightly-crazy female who stuffs a piece of food into his mouth. Two or three fingers slip in, too.]
Eat carefully. And take off those clothes. I bet you look better without them.
[ooc: idek what the heck I'm doing, stop me when you feel offended.]
Not offended! But I don't write smut/clothes off stuff with people I haven't threaded with a few times before; just a personal preference. We can fade to black now and assume they did the nasty in the elevator with pretzels and such?
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[Dear Lord of Snacks, Apacci has an idea. Snacksex. Cynric, the pretzels and she would make an awesome threesome.
She takes the bag from the bard but she doesn't throw it away to push Cynric to the wall as she planned. Instead, she swings a a piece of pretzel in front of his nose.[
Kneel down and open your mouth.
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Still, he's a good boy--and drops accordingly to his knees, looking up curiously at her.]
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Eat carefully. And take off those clothes. I bet you look better without them.
[ooc: idek what the heck I'm doing, stop me when you feel offended.]
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