[Please. She's not only slightly crazy. A professional bard should be more creative with compliments.]
Let's start with a nap. You know. I'll sleep on your shoulder while you're munching on the snacks. And I don't want to find crumbs in my ear when I wake up.
I'm quite tired of trying to make you interested in myself. It seems to me you like the snacks more. So I'll take a nap while you're having sex with the snacks. Unless you have a better idea.
[She wonders if Cynric was serius about the sex part. She suspects he only wanted food for free.]
Because your mouth is full of the snacks and not with me?
[Isn't it Cynric who's committing heavy vore against the innocent, defenseless pretzels? Apacci is ready to offer her own body in order to save the food of further violation, though. She's kind of jealous of them, actually.]
[Please don't let me frighten you, Apacci won't rape Cynric unless he wants it.]
[Dear Lord of Snacks, Apacci has an idea. Snacksex. Cynric, the pretzels and she would make an awesome threesome.
She takes the bag from the bard but she doesn't throw it away to push Cynric to the wall as she planned. Instead, she swings a a piece of pretzel in front of his nose.[
[Plans are fragile things. Especially when an unflinching man sticks in an elevator with a not-only-slightly-crazy female who stuffs a piece of food into his mouth. Two or three fingers slip in, too.]
Eat carefully. And take off those clothes. I bet you look better without them.
[ooc: idek what the heck I'm doing, stop me when you feel offended.]
Not offended! But I don't write smut/clothes off stuff with people I haven't threaded with a few times before; just a personal preference. We can fade to black now and assume they did the nasty in the elevator with pretzels and such?
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...fair enough.
[He's lived through worse.]
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Let's start with a nap. You know. I'll sleep on your shoulder while you're munching on the snacks. And I don't want to find crumbs in my ear when I wake up.
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But.
But.]
A nap before-- you're even tired?
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[She wonders if Cynric was serius about the sex part. She suspects he only wanted food for free.]
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[Why did the snacks have to be violated?]
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[Isn't it Cynric who's committing heavy vore against the innocent, defenseless pretzels? Apacci is ready to offer her own body in order to save the food of further violation, though. She's kind of jealous of them, actually.]
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Come here, then, dear.
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[Dear Lord of Snacks, Apacci has an idea. Snacksex. Cynric, the pretzels and she would make an awesome threesome.
She takes the bag from the bard but she doesn't throw it away to push Cynric to the wall as she planned. Instead, she swings a a piece of pretzel in front of his nose.[
Kneel down and open your mouth.
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Still, he's a good boy--and drops accordingly to his knees, looking up curiously at her.]
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Eat carefully. And take off those clothes. I bet you look better without them.
[ooc: idek what the heck I'm doing, stop me when you feel offended.]
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