How would you know if you have a baby, sweetness. You're texting like you don't know up from down.Keep the beer-baby the safest of safe.
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(She has taken up camp behind me and soothes herself by occasionally biting my arm.)
How would you know if you have a baby, sweetness. You're texting like you don't know up from down.
Keep the beer-baby the safest of safe.