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stolen moments meme
picture prompt meme
Take your pick; if you'd rather I do a starter just let me know, I don't mind :3
picture prompt meme
Take your pick; if you'd rather I do a starter just let me know, I don't mind :3
[Horatio literally has never romanced anything or anyone. So it would be fair to say he has never successfully romanced a woman when unable to walk, yes...]
No, but in order to romance them at all, you must arrive where they are without falling into the dock on route!
[He's not odd. You're odd.]
No, but in order to romance them at all, you must arrive where they are without falling into the dock on route!
[He's not odd. You're odd.]
Yes but you can't romance me.
[And maybe he means you can't romance me because depending on the time period it might be a hanging offense, or perhaps he means you can't romance me because I am not a fancier of boys, but somehow, it comes out sounding like you can't romance me because you're a rubbish drunk and not nearly suave enough.
Impugned indeed!]
[And maybe he means you can't romance me because depending on the time period it might be a hanging offense, or perhaps he means you can't romance me because I am not a fancier of boys, but somehow, it comes out sounding like you can't romance me because you're a rubbish drunk and not nearly suave enough.
Impugned indeed!]
Edited 2014-02-10 01:41 (UTC)
[Oh, that bit of bread is going right back on your plate, Mister.]
What do you expect me to do? Should we go wandering out into the night looking for someone for you to throw yourself at?
What do you expect me to do? Should we go wandering out into the night looking for someone for you to throw yourself at?
[No it's not.
No it's not and we're not doing it.]
Just finish your sandwich.
No it's not and we're not doing it.]
Just finish your sandwich.
[Horatio says nothing. He just slowly reaches for the rum and uncorks it, before taking a heavy swig.]
Finish your sandwich.
[He was clearly underestimating how drunk he'd need to be to endure this.]
Finish your sandwich.
[He was clearly underestimating how drunk he'd need to be to endure this.]
[Well, if Horatio gets a bit more drunk and Cynric sobers up a bit, maybe they can meet in the middle somewhere and both nap.
Horatio sinks down onto the edge of his bed, across the small table from Cynric.]
You, Sir, are more trouble than you could possibly be worth.
[Said with affection, despite himself.]
Horatio sinks down onto the edge of his bed, across the small table from Cynric.]
You, Sir, are more trouble than you could possibly be worth.
[Said with affection, despite himself.]
And yet you invite me to your boat for delicious sandwiches.
[How can you be mad at this beaming smile, Horatio. How can you be angry with happy cheerful kisses blown in your direction between munches of sandwich.
Isn't this better than whist? This is a million times better than whist.]
[How can you be mad at this beaming smile, Horatio. How can you be angry with happy cheerful kisses blown in your direction between munches of sandwich.
Isn't this better than whist? This is a million times better than whist.]
[Has there really ever been a lack of learning, though? Is it feasible to start now?]
I wouldn't worry about your street cred too much. I bet old boring guys like other old boring guys just fine.
I wouldn't worry about your street cred too much. I bet old boring guys like other old boring guys just fine.
Terrible fate, huh? What, five years ago you'd be texting that ex back I take it?
Is that a request? Because I've got this rule about no full frontal nudes til the third date.
[Looks like they both might be safe there. Age is a feeling not a number, etc.]
[Looks like they both might be safe there. Age is a feeling not a number, etc.]
[WHAT NO SILAS WASN'T CAUGHT HE WASN'T HOPING FOR A CONFIRMATION OR ANYTHING]
The sort of rule that tends to get me the next two dates pretty quickly.
The sort of rule that tends to get me the next two dates pretty quickly.
[WELL CYNRIC ISN'T WRONG. He's not right, but he's not wrong. And since he's not the only one who's potentially horny confused on their number of verified dates, well.]
Damn. Well, when you put it like that, it starts sounding like you're onto something.
And possibly that, if we're so far along, those pictures really oughta be going both ways.
[IF PEOPLE WERE INTERESTED. WHICH THEY'RE NOT. JUST.
IF THEY WERE.]
Damn. Well, when you put it like that, it starts sounding like you're onto something.
And possibly that, if we're so far along, those pictures really oughta be going both ways.
[IF PEOPLE WERE INTERESTED. WHICH THEY'RE NOT. JUST.
IF THEY WERE.]
[It's getting progressively harder to weigh the possibilities of seriousness vs joking while also trying to sass back. Why can't he just read minds, dammit.]
I've heard technology is crazy these days actually. What if we were just
in the same room?
I've heard technology is crazy these days actually. What if we were just
in the same room?
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